On the first day of Christmas,
my husband sent to me
A dachshund peeing on a tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Two mohair skeins,
A dachshund peeing on a tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my husband sent to me
Three wool rovings,
Two mohair skeins,
A dachshund peeing on a tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Four spinning wheels,
Three wool rovings,
Two mohair skeins,
A dachshund peeing on a tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my husband sent to me
Five alpacas,
Four spinning wheels,
Three wool rovings,
Two mohair skeins,
A dachshund peeing on a tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Six sheep a-bahing,
Five alpacas,
Four spinning wheels,
Three wool rovings,
Two mohair skeins,
A dachshund peeing on a tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my husband sent to me
Seven lamas spitting,
Six sheep a-bahing,
Five alpacas,
Four spinning wheels,
Two mohair skeins,
A dachshund peeing on a tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Eight goats a-leaping,
Seven lamas spitting,
Six sheep a-bahing,
Five alpacas,
Four spinning wheels,
Three wool rovings,
Two mohair skeins,
A dachshund peeing on a tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my husband sent to me
Nine shepherds shearing,
Eight goats a-leaping,
Seven lama spitting,
Six sheep a-bahing,
Five alpacas,
Four spinning wheels,
Three wool rovings,
Two mohair skeins,
A dachshund peeing on a tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Ten ladies carding,
Nine shepherds shearing,
Eight goats a-leaping,
Seven lamas spitting,
Six sheep a-bahing,
Five alpacas,
Four spinning wheels,
Three wool rovings,
Two mohair skeins,
A dachshund peeing on a tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my husband sent to me
Eleven yarns a-spinning,
Ten ladies carding,
Nine shepherds shearing,
Eight goats a-leaping,
Seven lamas spitting,
Six sheep a-bahing,
Five alpacas,
Four spinning wheels,
Three wool rovings,
Two mohair skeins,
A dachshund peeing on a tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
Twelve weavers weaving,
Eleven yarns a-spinning,
Ten ladies carding,
Nine shepherds shearing,
Eight goats a-leaping,
Seven lamas spitting,
Six sheep a-bahing,
Five alpacas,
Four spinning wheels,
Three wool rovings,
Two mohair skeins,
A dachshund peeing on a tree.
My husband is very generous, and for this Christmas he gave me:
12 dachshunds
22 mohair skeins
30 wool rovings
36 spinning wheels
40 Alpacas
42 sheep
42 lamas
40 goats
36 shepherds
30 ladies carding
22 yarns a spinning
And 12 weavers weaving,
Now I have a fibre farm!
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